From a friend..I could comment on this, but why guild the lilly, the report is delightful enough on its own. To it I simply add my drawing...
"Heart attack for the day: had a box marked "perishable" on my desk, addressed to one of the guys at work. Nothing out of the ordinary. A few minutes later, the box made a slight creaking noise and then shifted and MOVED.
I swear, I jumped so far out of my seat I could've touched the ceiling.
Lesson of the day: Perishable means many things. Don't assume because it's mail that it means "food will go bad." Can also mean "animal inside will DIE." Apparently shipping live lobsters to a corporate office is something people can do. Thanks internet."