But there's certain things at which I draw the line... and when my friend Alfred took me out for my birthday a few years back and told me he would pony up the dough for one of those water massage beds, I was more than creeped out by it. First of all, its all public, with your head sticking out of it like some kind of pig in a blanket for all to see, second of all how do you keep a dark moist place shared by multiple people from not developing creepy icky germs and third of all, ewe, just ew. Plus I know Alfred-- all his protestations of innocence and curiosity veiled a more devious plan I was sure of it. He's a wiry jokester who is fast on his feet and cagy like a fox. nothing is innocent with him... he would get me locked in that thing take a picture of me and post it on FB--and that would be the tame guess of what he had up his sleeve.
Well, today's Alfred's birthday. And I wanted to wish him the best. so in honor of him I decided to live up to my blog title. I made him a special gift. When he opened it, he was very delighted and exclaimed
"Ooh! My favorite food group!"
Happy Birthday Alfred... and for the record-- I have a friend who tried one of those water massage beds things, and he said it was pretty okay-- so that will have to be enough sate your curiosity.