While I don't believe in a zombie apocalypse (who needs an apocalypse when there are a lot of seemingly undead shambling around as it is)-- but it never hurts to be prepared. so for those of you planning on being around for the ZA, feel free to use this idea.
Saw this on a friend's status update and it made me smile.
"Line at Dunkin donuts is just stupid driving by. Glad I'm not one of those suckers that needs coffee to start their day. Good luck during the zombie apocalypse"